A Little Dick
For many people, most notably late night talk show hosts, the Dick Cheney shooting debacle was by far the best thing to happen to humanity in 2006. Who would have guessed that one simple pull of a trigger, propelling a small metallic object into the heart of 78 year old man could have brought a smile to so many faces?
Well apparently, PETA had their smiles turned upside down. In fact, PETA was so upset that they called out for hunters worldwide to "reconsider hunting for the benefit of both humans and animals". A strong statement delivered with steadfast authority. Coincidentally, the Surgeon General has also requested that all smokers "reconsider their habit for the benefit of both smokers and non-smokers".
PETA continues to complain by claiming that "hunting accidents destroy property and injure or kill horses, cows, dogs, cats, hikers, and other humans, including children and even people gardening in their own yards." Whoa...that is hardcore.
I can see how killing horses is sad, horses are very loyal animals that do a lot to benefit society. Most notably, they race in public so degenerates can place large amounts of money on them. In addition to that, they also carry not only people, but many heavy products for people in poor countries. So as you can see, the economic value of a horse is enormous, which is why it is horrible they are killed in hunting accidents. However, it's not the hunters fault that horses resemble deer from a distance, or the fact they make excellent carpets and provide our young population with endless amounts of glue.
The death of cows are also very sad, because these are the most purest of hunting accidents. You know that nobody would ever dare to hunt the noble cow. Whenever a cow is killed in a hunting accident, a tear comes to my eye....for that cow will never know the glory of reaching it's peak weight, and being led out to the slaughterhouse....so sad.
As for the death of cats, you can't feel sorry for those bastards. As far as I know, Cats have 9 lives, and if they are getting killed in hunting accidents, well I'm sorry. But those furry assholes have had 8 lifetimes to learn not to play in the forest when Daddy goes out with the rifle.
For education's sake, it's important to note that PETA distinguishes hikers from other humans.
And how about those gardeners getting capped in their own garden. Seriously though, how bad of a gardener do you have to be if a hunter is looking for big game in the forest, scans the surrounding, and still fires a shot into your garden. For that to happen,your garden would have to be the most dilapated garden in the history of gardening. Trim those fucking weeds man.
But back to the subject of Dick Cheney, apparently PETA is attempting to revoke the VP of his hunting license.
"Please send polite letters to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Commission and ask it to revoke Vice President Cheney's license to hunt animals in Texas".
Now, for the simple folk who can't understand big league legal talk, this is what it boils down to. PETA.....wants the Chairman.....of the Texas Parks and Wildlife Commission....to revoke the hunting license....of the 2nd most powerful man in the free world.
Good luck with that PETA, while your at it, why don't you email the Hamas and ask them to calmly step down and hand their land over to Israel.
Well apparently, PETA had their smiles turned upside down. In fact, PETA was so upset that they called out for hunters worldwide to "reconsider hunting for the benefit of both humans and animals". A strong statement delivered with steadfast authority. Coincidentally, the Surgeon General has also requested that all smokers "reconsider their habit for the benefit of both smokers and non-smokers".
PETA continues to complain by claiming that "hunting accidents destroy property and injure or kill horses, cows, dogs, cats, hikers, and other humans, including children and even people gardening in their own yards." Whoa...that is hardcore.
I can see how killing horses is sad, horses are very loyal animals that do a lot to benefit society. Most notably, they race in public so degenerates can place large amounts of money on them. In addition to that, they also carry not only people, but many heavy products for people in poor countries. So as you can see, the economic value of a horse is enormous, which is why it is horrible they are killed in hunting accidents. However, it's not the hunters fault that horses resemble deer from a distance, or the fact they make excellent carpets and provide our young population with endless amounts of glue.
The death of cows are also very sad, because these are the most purest of hunting accidents. You know that nobody would ever dare to hunt the noble cow. Whenever a cow is killed in a hunting accident, a tear comes to my eye....for that cow will never know the glory of reaching it's peak weight, and being led out to the slaughterhouse....so sad.
As for the death of cats, you can't feel sorry for those bastards. As far as I know, Cats have 9 lives, and if they are getting killed in hunting accidents, well I'm sorry. But those furry assholes have had 8 lifetimes to learn not to play in the forest when Daddy goes out with the rifle.
For education's sake, it's important to note that PETA distinguishes hikers from other humans.
And how about those gardeners getting capped in their own garden. Seriously though, how bad of a gardener do you have to be if a hunter is looking for big game in the forest, scans the surrounding, and still fires a shot into your garden. For that to happen,your garden would have to be the most dilapated garden in the history of gardening. Trim those fucking weeds man.
But back to the subject of Dick Cheney, apparently PETA is attempting to revoke the VP of his hunting license.
"Please send polite letters to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Commission and ask it to revoke Vice President Cheney's license to hunt animals in Texas".
Now, for the simple folk who can't understand big league legal talk, this is what it boils down to. PETA.....wants the Chairman.....of the Texas Parks and Wildlife Commission....to revoke the hunting license....of the 2nd most powerful man in the free world.
Good luck with that PETA, while your at it, why don't you email the Hamas and ask them to calmly step down and hand their land over to Israel.
posted by acatholicskin at 5:56 PM
1 Comments:
Peta's often over the top, but I the value of animals aren't simply in their economic benefit to humans.
Props to your last paragraph about Isreal! lol
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