Article for the Young and Dumb

Dun dun dun dun...It is time for PETA to teach us how we can get active.....I hope your ready, 'cuz I'm ready to learn.

In the article "Activism for the mature, motivated mind", PETA starts off by showing us how we can "get active" everyday.

1. "Enclose a leaflet with every bill payment and letter." I'd like to argue this point...but I can't. This is actually a good idea. What better way to piss of those that you owe you money, than by sending them propaganda. I'd sent them leaflets just to be an ass, unfortunately, PETA will do it to try to "convert" them. I wonder if Hitler used to send out copies of "Mein Kempf" with his bill payments....

2. "Leave a trail of leaflets wherever you go. Drop off vegetarian literature at your doctor’s office, natural food stores, restaurants, etc. " I think PETA has become the Hansel and Grettell of the real world. Leaving trails of leaflets, except this time, we have to hope that the Witch wins. Man, wouldn't that be a classic example of Poetic Justice...vegetarians getting devoured....anyhow, I digress....

3. "Write a letter to the editor of every magazine or newspaper you read; this is the most-read section of the daily paper and is well read in magazines as well.'' I would like to make a joke about writing to porn rags regarding animal rights, but we all know that 90% of vegetarians are gay. I think PETA and it's supporters should target Christian magazines....Magazines that preach tolerance. And yes, I know the tolerance thing seems contradictory after the gay joke, but c'mon, I'm not saying the gays should stop associating with other, as PETA tells me I shouldn't associate with meat......I'm sensing another gay joke on the radar.

Well, that's it for everyday activism...now it's on too "How to Relate to Others", a.k.a., speaking in terms our dumb cave-dwelling, ape-mimicking, cake having and eating it too, meat eaters will understand.

"Buy grandkids, nieces, nephews, and any other kids in your life great animal-friendly books (like Whose Coat?) and get them free PETA comic books or a subscription to Grrr!" At least they give us enough credit that we can read, but once again...PETA is going straight for the kids with the propaganda. Of all the things that piss me off about PETA, this has to rank right up there. Stop trying to convert the kids, if you want to spread your Nazi Doctrine,. do it with people who can at least try to understand. I know that the logical tactic is aiming at kids, but the way you guys go about it is totally wrong. I hope someone takes your kids to the butcher shop.

"Welcome any newcomers to your neighborhood with a vegan welcome basket complete with vegan food, literature, stickers, and a nice letter with tips on vegetarian-friendly restaurants in town." The upside for the vegans doing this, is that at least the new families will know who not to invite to the BBQ's. Wow. My picture of PETA is becoming clearer, Vegan welcome baskets, vegan literature...PETA and it's supporters are nothing more than Jehovah Witnesses's gone awry.

Finally, I'll leave you with this tidbit...there is much more useless info if you care to read, and yes, I know that half my articles are quotes, but c'mon....no one's reading the PETA articles anyway.

"Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands" PETA has a little subcategory devoted to this. If there's one thing I love about PETA, it's their tolerance and civility.