Meat....The Vicious, Malicious, but oh so Delicious Killer

So PETA and the goveg.com website have decided to hit hard with the 'ol "Meat Kills" scenario.Ooooh, like we've never heard that one before you vegan bastards. A "brand new amazing" medical study tells us that eating animal products impairs the hearts ability to do it's job, due to the fact that meat and dairy products are high in cholesterol and fat. Basically, the cholestrol builds up and chokes are arteries. No Way! Thanks for the update PETA, I thought that the hamburgers I bought at McDonalds cleaned out my arteries. Of course the cholestrol is gonna build up if you just eat Fast Food all the time and don't excercise.....that's how people become fat. Funny how when you eat a balanced diet and excercise regularly your heart stays healthy.

Don't you guys remember Jared from Subway? Yes, the Fat Guy who ate Subway and lost weight.....doesn't Subway have meat in their subs? They have one vegetarian sub to the rest of their meat included subs. So by eating these subs, he lowered his weight, along with his cholesterol....interesting.

"I don't understand why asking people to eat a well-balanced diet is considered drastic...", quote from Dean Ornish M.D. (major dickhead). Really? Well, how about if I asked your highly paid Dr. Ass to receive as much pay as the janitor in your hospital? You'd probably consider that to be a little drastic wouldn't ya? Wanna know why? Because that's considered communism, and people have gone to pretty drastic measures over communism.

Then comes the Tell-Tale sings of heart disease Impotence, swollen feet and ankles, and shortness of breath. Hmm, Impotence and shortness and breath....I coulda sworn that's also a tell tale sign that your a smoker..................................................

"Studies show that people who experience frequent heart attacks often have high cholesterol levels; many also smoke or have high blood pressure."

Hey! There it is..."many also smoke"........your right, it must be the meat, not the 34 000 toxins you inhale with each drag off the cigarette.

PETA and goveg.com forget one thing that you lose when you do go vegetarian. By excluding dairy, meat, and poultry you can become defficient in Vitamin B12. Now lets break down what good 'ol Vitamin B12 does.......Vitamin B12 is important for nerve transmission and necessary for life. What? You didn't hear that...okay, I'll repeat it. Vitamin B12 is important for nerve transmission AND NECESSARY FOR LIFE.

You can also become deficient in Calcium. Which is important for strong bones...which is why vegetarians constantly get their asses kicked. Seriously, when's the last time you say Lenny Lettuce take out Tony T-Bone?

You'll also have low levels of iron (which you need for your blood, which is what the heart pumps), and low levels of zinc. Now zinc helps your immunity and healing, which is why Lenny Lettuce doesn't recover from his injuries that quick.

So that leaves one solution...eat a balanced diet, one that includes meat and vegetables, with excercise. Man...I should audition for Body Break........

Meat Kills